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It is 7:00 AM at a gambling
casino. Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up
and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes
in and wants to bet ten thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
The dealers agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls
the dice while yelling, "Mama needs a new pair of pants!" She
then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES!
I WIN! I WIN!"
After all that, she picks up her money and picks up her
clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The
other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"

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